AxTrax: Routines for Puppets & Magic Drawing Board
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Two different AxTrax concepts to choose from!
These are all professional routines, music and sound effects. All produced by Axtell Entertainment. Each of the puppet routines contains a complete routine including sound effects and music as well as the character’s voice. (You use your own voice to speak during the routine!)
Non-ventriloquists: If you are not a ventriloquist – AxTrax puppet routines will help you entertain with our puppets! Just learn your lines – and perform your part live – interacting with the prerecorded routines! The characters’ voice is on the recording. You learn your lines by listening to the rehearsal track and reading the script. Then you perform with the performance track, which does NOT have your voice on it – only the puppet’s voice! You use your own voice on stage and interact with the recording while performing the puppet’s movements!
For Ventriloquists too! We have put all the music and sound effects separately on each CD as well, so you can perform these great routines by using all your own voices!
Our NEW “AxTrax Wide-Open” puppet routines have 5 character voice choices on each routine to choose from, and are not specific to any puppet. They are general comedy and you can use most any Axtell puppet with AxTrax Wide-Open routines! Questions? Email us!
These routines are not specific to a bird puppet, or a human puppet etc. These routines are “wide-open” to work with almost any character in our catalog! There is no reference to the puppet’s looks, species or sex…just a very funny routine between you and the puppet. They focus on situation comedy that is broad enough to be able to include almost any character that will fit any one of our 5 pre-recorded voices. If you can’t find a voice match for your puppet in the 5 available, or already have a character voice you do, our AxTrax Wide Open music & sound effects are available seperately for you to produce your own recording in your own character voice! The possible solutions are endless..
…that’s why this collection is “Wide – Open”
LISTEN to the 5 WIDE-OPEN voices NOW! (Click on each voice to hear an audio clip from “I’m So Hungry”)
SCRIPT FOR THIS AUDIO CLIP PUPPET: I’m sorry it’s just that I was so hungry… YOU: Now, you are going to have to stop using those words. PUPPET: What words? YOU: “I’m Hungry”. PUPPET: Me too! (Singing) I’m so hungry, I’m so hungry, I could eat most any…mmmmm..mmm. YOU: (put your hand over his mouth)
You ask your puppet how their day has gone. They reply that it’s been just the same old boring day like any other day, that is until you ask a few more questions! Your character takes you on a wild, crazy adventure as you probe deeper. Packed with sound effects and the song “Today Was Just Like Any Other Day”.
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording. (instant download on check out)
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Goofy Voice
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“A Real Job” Puppet Routine
Your puppet is tired of entertaining and wants to go out into the world and get a “real” job! You discuss some different jobs with them (each with job-related sound effects) and they soon realize after some exhausting calamities, that this job of entertaining isn’t bad after all! Features a mini-song “If I Could Do Anything, What Would I Be?”.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“Birthday Party!” Puppet Routine
MP3 Only
A funny birthday party routine with lots of talk about parties, gifts and cake! The puppet however has a bad habit of singing at the wrong times! Features a Birthday Rap song. Download full script here Free. Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice) Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“I’m So Hungry” Puppet Routine
The puppet tries to do the show you have planned but can’t because they are “SO HUNGRY!”. You try and try to get back on track but it’s impossible! Nothing you try will work. Features the song, “I’m So Hungry!”.
Check out Billy Wiz performing “I’m so Hungry” using the Girl Voice and his Possum puppet!
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“Stop the Hiccups!” Puppet Routine
One of our most popular previous Vern AxTrax is now Wide-Open after many requests! Now any puppet can do this hilarious routine. The puppet takes a drink of your water and gets the hiccups. You try everything, a bag, hypnotism and finally you SCARE them! It works…but now YOU get the hiccups! Features the song “I Love to Sing”. (Note: We also have a bird routine called simply “Hiccups” with just the Goofy bird voice on it. This Mp3 “Stop the Hiccups” is slightly different and has 5 voices available.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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The Puppet comes out wearing a mask, trying to scare you with a “Boo!” Full of great spooky sound effects, this routine shows your puppet excited to go out trick or treating, but you are able to teach all the safety tips to have a SAFE Halloween. Includes a spooky funny song too, packed with halloween fun!
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
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Girl Voice
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Buy CD available while supplies last – $19.95 plus shipping Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
“Reading is a Treasure!” Puppet Routine
The Puppet comes out reading a book! You try to move the book but he follows it, up down above. (very funny)…finally you close the book and the hilarious comedy begins as the puppet begs you to finish the page, but you finally re-direct him to sing a song…and he sings…..ABOUT THE BOOK! Really encourages reading.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Bright Voice
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Buy CD available while supplies last – $19.95 plus shipping Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
“Stranger Danger” Puppet Routine
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The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical…schools will love this.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“7….8…..BULLY” Puppet Routine
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The Puppet and you talk about Bullies and what to do when you tangle with one. Funny approach and not too heavy.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“OUCH! Bicycle Safety” Puppet Routine
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The Puppet has a bump on it’s head and you talk about bicycle safety!.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Contains all 5 voices plus music and sfx track. Limited Supply, must be shipped.
“Love One Another” Puppet Routine
MP3 Only (This is the General version – also see Gospel version below)
The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical…schools will love this.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“Jingle Bells” Puppet Routine
The Puppet forgets the words to the Christmas song “Jingle Bells” and you help him out in a very funny routine!
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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GOSPEL / CHURCH SERIES - AxTrax Wide Open Puppet Routines
These next AxTrax for church workers also have 5 different voices available.
Your puppet is very distracted as you try to give a presentation on worship. There’s a very funny song about all the crazy things they are thinking about. You help them forget their worries and get back into the spirit of worshiping God. Perfect light-hearted lead-in to a family or children’s worship service.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
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“No-Noah!” Puppet Routine
Your puppet is so excited by a Bible Story they interrupt you to tell you all about it! This AxTrax is full of sound effects as a funny story of Noah unfolds. There is a fun original song in it called, “It Rained and Rained”. Good for stimulating interest in Bible reading.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“I Love Christmas!” Puppet Routine
This routine has everything you want for a church Christmas program…the puppet tells you the Christmas Story using the funny “That’s good/That’s bad” routine concept… while singing bits and pieces from classic Christmas songs (of course he gets a few things mixed up). Holiday hilarity and a magical message!
Download full script here Free.Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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“Excited About Easter!” Puppet Routine
This routine starts out with the puppet so excited they just go nuts singing a song “I’m so excited”….You ask why they are so excited and the puppet makes you guess! You reluctantly go along with the game, guessing this or that incorrectly. The puppet continues to interrupt you by singing the songs a few times, until finally you come to realize they are excited about Easter! Not just the eggs and candy but the true Easter story of Jesus.
Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
Girl Voice
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“Love One Another” Puppet Routine
MP3 Only (This is the Gospel version – there is also a General version of this above)
The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical…schools will love this.
Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording. (instant download on check out)
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Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
Girl Voice
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“The Lord’s Prayer” Puppet Routine
This forgetful lion has a bunch of songs that he sings to remember things, but they are all silly! Like “Breathe in, Breathe out” or “I’m a Lion”! You just about give up on him until he tells you he has a song to remember the Lord’s Prayer! Wow! That’s even hard for YOU to do. He teaches you and the audience a very fun rap song to help us all remember! Real Fun!
You try to show off your trained bird by teaching him a rope trick – what a mistake! Everything goes crazy! Your audience will love his looney song “I am a Bird!”. Very very funny.
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“Happy Bird-day” Puppet Routine
Confused bird thinks this birthday party is a BIRD-day party for him! – He jokes and sings “Happy Bird – Day!” Don’t let your next birthday party show be without this!
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“Christmas Bird” Puppet Routine
Your goofy bird tries to sing “Jingle Bells” but he forgets the words….so you help him and it ends up in a very funny routine! Bonus! Original Christmas music medley included to be a background to your show any way you need!
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“The Hiccups” Bird Puppet Routine
This silly bird takes a drink of water and gets the hiccups! You try everything, breathing into a bag….hypnotism…but they won’t go away…..finally you have him try to break a glass by singing like an opera singer…….hilarious
A fire prevention routine for Dusty the Dragon. He thinks he’s the only smoke smeller alive and is devastated when you show and demonstrate a household smoke detector. The fun begins when you build up his self-esteem and he helps you explain fire safety! Co-written by Steve Axtell and Ken Landsberg, Fire Education Specialist. (Note – we use this same “GOOFY VOICE” in our other AxTrax Wide Open Routines, so you can use Dusty with any of those funny routines as well as with this Fire Education routine!)
If you don’t get anything else on your visit….get the Magic Drawing Board along with these AXTRAX!
$9.95 as Mp3 Download.
“Art-O-Matic” Magic Drawing Board Routine
MP3 Only
The hilarious “art lessons on tape”. Follow the funny lessons trying to make a realistic drawing step-by-step but you fail. However, believe it or not, the cartoon comes to life and jokes with you and sings a rap song.
Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live)
Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)
“Birthday Magic” Magic Drawing Board Routine
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Starts out with Birthday music that you do some warm up games with….then you draw a birthday cake with a face on the board and it dramatically comes to life, talks with you & sings to the birthday kid!
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“Christmas Magic” Magic Drawing Board Routine
Draw Santa, he jokes around & sings Christmas songs. We also include a very clever warm up routine drawing a Christmas tree on the board- to some great sound effects! Full of Christmas music and good cheer!
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“Houdini” Magic Drawing Board Routine
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You draw your hero Harry Houdini on the board and he comes to life! Funny routine includes a song “Who-Who-Who? Houdini!” and he does mind reading tricks with a surprise ending!
Performance Track $9.95
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Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)
“If Pictures Could Sing” Song for Drawing Board. by Randy Lessley
Written and Produced by Randy Lessley this charming song brings your Drawing Board to life!
We have 2 Versions of this song. The first version is shorter with 1 Verse – The Longer version has a Second Verse. Note – These are songs only without any spoken routines included
Charlotte Pendragon demonstrates both version here:
We have a famous guest today! It’s Old Mac Donald himself. Lots of old guy jokes and then he sings his famous song “Old Mac Donald had a Farm”, but gets it all confused. Hey he’s an OLD fellow! Give him a break! Very funny stuff! Use either the Old Storyteller or the World’s Oldest Man!
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“ACHES & PAINS” Puppet Routine
This old guy has MANY problems, and he let’s you know about ALL of them. You try to help him and give him advice to see a Dr. Twice he breaks into a funny song “Aches and Pains”. Finally he takes a pill (a great routine in itself) and he immediately thinks he’s well! He shows off his stretching exercises and gets himself all twisted up into a ball! Use either the Old Storyteller or the World’s Oldest Man!
Very funny stuff! Great for school shows or anytime. You bring out a possum who is pretending to be asleep. He teaches you funny things about possums. You’ll learn BIG words like “Marsupial” and have tons of fun doing it. It’s educational in a very silly and fun routine!
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On CD complete with Rehearsal track, Performance Track and Sound Effects/MusicAvailable on CD while supplies last – $14.95 plus shipping
“Possum Goes to Church” Puppet Routine
Great for church services, children or youth programs. This possum has been living in a tree outside the church listening thru the walls and learning! But he’s misunderstood a great deal as you soon find out! He thinks he’s heard about “Paul the Opossum” and other funny stuff.
A Chimp or Monkey puppet begins to talk with you and starts itching! You help by scratching and it develops into a very cool rap song. You find the flea on the monkey and everything is okay….you can now start your flea circus act
You introduce a Platypus that you brought to the show today but soon find out it’s NOT a Platypus! It’s a P-P-Platypus! The character’s PpPassion for P-P-P’s is makes a P-P-Pleasant P-P-Performance! Yes it Features the famous Youtube “P-P-Platypus Song” by Steve Axtell.
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