AxTrax:  Routines for Puppets & Magic Drawing Board

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Two different AxTrax concepts to choose from!

These are all professional routines, music and sound effects.  All produced by Axtell Entertainment. Each of the puppet routines contains a complete routine including sound effects and music as well as the character’s voice.  (You use your own voice to speak during the routine!)

Non-ventriloquists:  If you are not a ventriloquist – AxTrax puppet routines will help you entertain with our puppets!  Just learn your lines – and perform your part live – interacting with the prerecorded routines!  The characters’ voice is on the recording.  You learn your lines by listening to the rehearsal track and reading the script.  Then you perform with the performance track, which does NOT have your voice on it – only the puppet’s voice!  You use your own voice on stage and interact with the recording while performing the puppet’s movements!

For Ventriloquists too!   We have put all the music and sound effects separately on each CD as well, so you can perform these great routines by using all your own voices!

Our NEW “AxTrax Wide-Open” puppet routines have 5 character voice choices on each routine to choose from, and are not specific to any puppet.  They are general comedy and you can use most any Axtell puppet with AxTrax Wide-Open routines! Questions?   Email us!

Axtrax Routines

See It In Action

Dinky Elf

Dinky Elf by Axtell Expressions

“Christmas Singalong” for Dinky Elf

This Christmas Elf leads your audience in some Christmas Carols!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & Elf Voice)

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“Birthday Elf” for Dinky Elf

 

The Birthday Elf makes a magical appearance at a Birthday Party!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & Elf Voice)

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“CANDY SONG” for Dinky Rex

Dinky T-REX | D-REX

This T Rex loves candy…and brushing his teeth!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & Monkey Voice)

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“This Life’s For Me” for the Dinky Frog

Dinky Frog Green

You find a new Frog friend who’ never been out of the swamp..he tell’s you his story!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & FROG Voice)

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“The BANANA SONG” for Dinky Monkeys
Dink Monkey

You introduce a your monkey and say it’s going to sing! He wants to eat first and the fun begins!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & Monkey Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
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Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)

DinkyTalk Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live with our DinkyTalk Animatronic system)

DinkyTalk Rehearsal Track (free download link)

“Hear Me ROAR!” for Dinky Lion

Dinky Lion Black

You introduce your lion to demonstrate his ferocious ROAR… but instead he MEOWS! Then the fun beings!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & LION Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
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“Hop Hop Hop!” for Dinky Rabbit

Dinky Brown Rabbit

You introduce a Rabbit but you pretend not to know what kind of animal it is! So fun!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & RABBIT Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live)

Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)

DinkyTalk Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live with our DinkyTalk Animatronic system)

DinkyTalk Rehearsal Track (free download link)

“BOO” Dinky Monster AxTrax

Dinky Monster by Axtell

You introduce a character under a cloth, what is it? We will soon learn it’s a CUTE monster – but he is not too happy about not being scary and mean!

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Your Voice Reference & MONSTER Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
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New – “AxTrax Wide-Open!”

These routines are not specific to a bird puppet, or a human puppet etc.  These routines are “wide-open” to work with almost any character in our catalog!  There is no reference to the puppet’s looks, species or sex…just a very funny routine between you and the puppet.  They focus on situation comedy that is broad enough to be able to include almost any character that will fit any one of our 5 pre-recorded voices.  If you can’t find a voice match for your puppet in the 5 available, or already have a character voice you do, our AxTrax Wide Open music & sound effects are available seperately for you to produce your own recording in your own character voice!  The possible solutions are endless..

…that’s why this collection is “Wide – Open”

LISTEN to the 5 WIDE-OPEN voices NOW!
Click on the mp3 to hearing the following voices: Goofy, Bright, Gruff, Lazy, and Girl.

SCRIPT FOR THIS AUDIO CLIP
PUPPET:  I’m sorry it’s just that I was so hungry…
YOU: Now, you are going to have to stop using those words.
PUPPET:  What words?
YOU:  “I’m Hungry”.
PUPPET:  Me too! (Singing) I’m so hungry, I’m so hungry, I could eat most any…mmmmm..mmm.
YOU:  (put your hand over his mouth)

Video of AxTrax Wide Open

AxTrax Wide Open Puppet ROUTINES AVAILABLE NOW:

wo  “How’s Your Day?”  Puppet Routine

You ask your puppet how their day has gone. They reply that it’s been just the same old boring day like any other day, that is until you ask a few more questions!  Your character takes you on a wild, crazy adventure as you probe deeper. Packed with sound effects and the song “Today Was Just Like Any Other Day”.

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “A Real Job” Puppet Routine

Your puppet is tired of entertaining and wants to go out into the world and get a “real” job!  You discuss some different jobs with them (each with job-related sound effects) and they soon realize after some exhausting calamities, that this job of entertaining isn’t bad after all!  Features a mini-song “If I Could Do Anything, What Would I Be?”.

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Birthday Party!” Puppet Routine

A funny birthday party routine with lots of talk about parties, gifts and cake! The puppet however has a bad habit of singing at the wrong times!  Features a Birthday Rap song. Download full script here Free. 

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “I’m So Hungry” Puppet Routine

The puppet tries to do the show you have planned but can’t because they are “SO HUNGRY!”.  You try and try to get back on track but it’s impossible!  Nothing you try will work.  Features the song, “I’m So Hungry!”.

Check out Billy Wiz performing “I’m so Hungry” using the Girl Voice and his Possum puppet!

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Stop the Hiccups!” Puppet Routine

One of our most popular previous Vern AxTrax is now Wide-Open after many requests!  Now any puppet can do this hilarious routine.  The puppet takes a drink of your water and gets the hiccups.   You try everything, a bag, hypnotism and finally you SCARE them! It works…but now YOU get the hiccups!     Features the song “I Love to Sing”.  (Note: We also have a bird routine called simply “Hiccups” with just the Goofy bird voice on it. This Mp3 “Stop the Hiccups” is slightly different and has 5 voices available.

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Boo! Halloween Trick-or-Treat Safety” Puppet Routine

The Puppet comes out wearing a mask, trying to scare you with a “Boo!”   Full of great spooky sound effects, this routine shows your puppet excited to go out trick or treating, but you are able to teach all the safety tips to have a SAFE Halloween.  Includes a spooky funny song too, packed with halloween fun!

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Reading is a Treasure!” Puppet Routine

The Puppet comes out reading a book!  You try to move the book but he follows it, up down above. (very funny)…finally you close the book and the hilarious comedy begins as the puppet begs you to finish the page, but you finally re-direct him to sing a song…and he sings…..ABOUT THE BOOK!  Really encourages reading.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“Reading Is A Treasure” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Stranger Danger” Puppet Routine

The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical…schools will love this.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“Stranger Danger” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “7….8…..BULLY” Puppet Routine

The Puppet and you talk about Bullies and what to do when you tangle with one. Funny approach and not too heavy.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“7…8…Bully”” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “OUCH! Bicycle Safety” Puppet Routine

The Puppet has a bump on it’s head and you talk about bicycle safety!.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
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Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Love One Another” Puppet Routine

 (This is the General version – also see Gospel version below)

The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do! Very topical…schools will love this.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“Love One Another” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “Jingle Bells” Puppet Routine

The Puppet forgets the words to the Christmas song “Jingle Bells” and you help him out in a very funny routine!

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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GOSPEL / CHURCH SERIES - AxTrax Wide Open Puppet Routines

These next AxTrax for church workers also have 5 different voices available.

wo  “Worship or Worry?”  Puppet Routine

Your puppet is very distracted as you try to give a presentation on worship. There’s a very funny song about all the crazy things they are thinking about. You help them forget their worries and get back into the spirit of worshiping God. Perfect light-hearted lead-in to a family or children’s worship service.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“Worry or Worship” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “No-Noah!”  Puppet Routine

Your puppet is so excited by a Bible Story they interrupt you to tell you all about it! This AxTrax is full of sound effects as a funny story of Noah unfolds. There is a fun original song in it called, “It Rained and Rained”. Good for stimulating interest in Bible reading.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

“No-Noah” Rehearsal Track (Goofy Voice)

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Goofy Voice

Bright Voice

Gruff Voice

Lazy Voice

Girl Voice

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wo  “I Love Christmas!”  Puppet Routine

This routine has everything you want for a church Christmas program…the puppet tells you the Christmas Story using the funny “That’s good/That’s bad” routine concept… while singing bits and pieces from classic Christmas songs (of course he gets a few things mixed up). Holiday hilarity and a magical message!

See Video Here

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Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
Girl Voice
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wo  “Excited About Easter!”  Puppet Routine

This routine starts out with the puppet so excited they just go nuts singing a song “I’m so excited”….You ask why they are so excited and the puppet makes you guess! You reluctantly go along with the game, guessing this or that incorrectly. The puppet continues to interrupt you by singing the songs a few times, until finally you come to realize they are excited about Easter! Not just the eggs and candy but the true Easter story of Jesus.

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
Girl Voice
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wo  “Love One Another” Puppet Routine

MP3 Only  (This is the Gospel version – there is also a General version of this above)

The Puppet and you act out a story about Strangers and what NOT to do!  Very topical…schools will love this.

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea.
Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording.
(instant download on check out)

PERFORMANCE MP3BUY
Goofy Voice
Bright Voice
Gruff Voice
Lazy Voice
Girl Voice
Music & SFX Only

“The Lord’s Prayer”  Puppet Routine

This forgetful lion has a bunch of songs that he sings to remember things, but they are all silly! Like “Breathe in, Breathe out” or “I’m a Lion”! You just about give up on him until he tells you he has a song to remember the Lord’s Prayer! Wow!  That’s even hard for YOU to do. He teaches you and the audience a very fun rap song to help us all remember! Real Fun!

Lion Puppet Photo

Click here for info on the Lion puppetDownload full script here Free.Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)Buy individual Mp3 Performance tracks here $9.95 ea. Performance tracks do not have your part in the recording. (instant download on check out)
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AXTRAX CLASSIC - Specific Characters 1 Voice Per Puppet Routine

GOOFY BIRD SERIES

(Great with Vern or other Goofy Axtell Birds)

Vern the Bird

c  “Rope Trick”  Puppet Routine

MP3 Only

Vern the BirdYou try to show off your trained bird by teaching him a rope trick – what a mistake! Everything goes crazy! Your audience will love his looney song “I am a Bird!”. Very very funny.

Download full script here Free.

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c  “Happy Bird-day”  Puppet Routine

Vern the BirdConfused bird thinks this birthday party is a BIRD-day party for him! – He jokes and sings “Happy Bird – Day!” Don’t let your next birthday party show be without this!

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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c  “Christmas Bird”  Puppet Routine

Vern the BirdYour goofy bird tries to sing “Jingle Bells” but he forgets the words….so you help him and it ends up in a very funny routine! Bonus!  Original Christmas music medley included to be a background to your show any way you need!

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
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c  “The Hiccups”  Bird Puppet Routine

Vern the BirdThis silly bird takes a drink of water and gets the hiccups!  You try everything, breathing into a bag….hypnotism…but they won’t go away…..finally you have him try to break a glass by singing like an opera singer…….hilarious

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Dusty Dragon Series

(Great with Dusty the Dragon Puppet by Axtell)

AxTrax: Routines for Puppets & Magic Drawing Board 1

c  “The Smoke Smeller”  Routine

Dusty the DragonA fire prevention routine for Dusty the Dragon. He thinks he’s the only smoke smeller alive and is devastated when you show and demonstrate a household smoke detector. The fun begins when you build up his self-esteem and he helps you explain fire safety!   Co-written by Steve Axtell and Ken Landsberg, Fire Education Specialist. (Note – we use this same “GOOFY VOICE” in our other AxTrax Wide Open Routines, so you can use Dusty with any of those funny routines as well as with this Fire Education routine!)

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Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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MAGIC DRAWING BOARD SERIES

Click here to learn about the board.

Magic Drawing Board

If you don’t get anything else on your visit….get the Magic Drawing Board along with these AXTRAX!

$9.95 as Mp3 Download.

c  “Art-O-Matic”  Magic Drawing Board Routine

MP3 Only

Magic Drawing BoardThe hilarious “art lessons on tape”. Follow the funny lessons trying to make a realistic drawing step-by-step but you fail. However, believe it or not, the cartoon comes to life and jokes with you and sings a rap song.

Watch Video clip of Art-O-Matic here!

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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c  “Birthday Magic”  Magic Drawing Board Routine

MP3 Only

Magic Drawing BoardStarts out with Birthday music that you do some warm up games with….then you draw a birthday cake with a face on the board and it dramatically comes to life, talks with you & sings to the birthday kid!

Watch Video clip of Birthday Magic here!

Download full script here Free.

Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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c  “Christmas Magic”  Magic Drawing Board Routine

Magic Drawing BoardDraw Santa, he jokes around & sings Christmas songs.  We also include a very clever warm up routine drawing a Christmas tree on the board- to some great sound effects! Full of Christmas music and good cheer!

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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c  “Houdini”  Magic Drawing Board Routine

Magic Drawing BoardYou draw your hero Harry Houdini on the board and he comes to life!  Funny routine includes a song “Who-Who-Who? Houdini!” and he does mind reading tricks with a surprise ending!
Here is a video of Parney the Pirate doing Houdini.

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Listen to the full Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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 “If Pictures Could Sing”  
Song for Drawing Board. by Randy Lessley

 

Written and Produced by Randy Lessley this charming song brings your Drawing Board to life!

We have 2 Versions of this song.
The first version is shorter with 1 Verse – The Longer version has a Second Verse.
Note – These are songs only without any spoken routines included

Charlotte Pendragon demonstrates both version here:

“If Pictures Could Sing”$4.95 (Single Verse with Voice & Background Singers)

"If Pictures Could Sing"$4.95
(Single Verse – No Main Voice with Background Singers for VENTS)
"If Pictures Could Sing" $6.95
(Two Verses with Voice & Background Singers.)

"If Pictures Could Sing" $6.95
(Two Verses with No Main Voice with Background Singers for VENTS.)

c  “Old MacDonald”  Puppet Routine

Old Storyteller PuppetWe have a famous guest today!  It’s Old Mac Donald himself. Lots of old guy jokes and then he sings his famous song “Old Mac Donald had a Farm”, but gets it all confused. Hey he’s an OLD fellow! Give him a break! Very funny stuff! Use either the Old Storyteller or the World’s Oldest Man!

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Rehearsal Track here Free

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c  “ACHES & PAINS”  Puppet Routine

Old Storyteller PuppetThis old guy has MANY problems, and he let’s you know about ALL of them. You try to help him and give him advice to see a Dr. Twice he breaks into a funny song “Aches and Pains”. Finally he takes a pill (a great routine in itself) and he immediately thinks he’s well! He shows off his stretching exercises and gets himself all twisted up into a ball! Use either the Old Storyteller or the World’s Oldest Man!

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c  “Possum Goes to Church” Puppet Routine


Great for church services, children or youth programs. This possum has been living in a tree outside the church listening thru the walls and learning! But he’s misunderstood a great deal as you soon find out!  He thinks he’s heard about “Paul the Opossum” and other funny stuff.

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Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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c  “Possum Goes To School” Puppet Routine

Very funny stuff! Great for school shows or anytime. You bring out a possum who is pretending to be asleep. He teaches you funny things about possums. You’ll learn BIG words like “Marsupial” and have tons of fun doing it. It’s educational in a very silly and fun routine!

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Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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 "Chimp has Fleas!" (Flea Circus intro)

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MP3 Only
A Chimp or Monkey puppet begins to talk with you and starts itching! You help by scratching and it develops into a very cool rap song. You find the flea on the monkey and everything is okay….you can now start your flea circus act

Read Full Routine Here

Rehearsal Track here Free (Goofy Voice)

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Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live)

Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)

"I'm a P-P-Platypus!" (For P-P-Platypus Character)

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You introduce a Platypus that you brought to the show today but soon find out it’s NOT a Platypus! It’s a P-P-Platypus! The character’s PpPassion for P-P-P’s is makes a P-P-Pleasant P-P-Performance! Yes it Features the famous Youtube “P-P-Platypus Song” by Steve Axtell.

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Rehearsal Track here Free (Platypus Voice)

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“I’m a P-P-Platypus” Rehearsal Track

AxTrax on MP3

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Performance Track $9.95
(without your part recorded, ready to perform live)

Music & SFX Only $9.95
(No voices included. Use for Vent or to create your own routine.)

We are producing more AxTrax puppets routines right now…

 

Please tell us what kinds of other routines, and for what Axtell Puppets, you would like us to produce.  Thanks!

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Need Help Downloading an an AxTrax Mp3 file?

Here are the basics: .mp3 is a compressed file format used for audio files

Even so, these are approximately 3-6 megabytes…Check if you have enough hard drive space left to download these files.

Depending on the speed of your internet connection, it will take a while to download.

Your mp3 link is in your order confirmation email. Depending on your email client, you may be able to right click the link and select “save link as”, “download linked file” or “save target as” and save the mp3 file to your computer

If you cannot right click and select “save Target” or “download linked file” inside your email, then paste the link address into a browser like Chrome or Safari (Mac) and hit enter. Follow the instructions below.

Chrome: After pasting the mp3 link into the browser and hitting “enter”, click the 3 dots on the right side of Chrome’s in-browser media player, and select download.

Safari: After pasting the mp3 link into the browser and hitting “enter”, right click the empty space inside the in-browser media player around the play bar and controls, and select “download video”. (Do not try and click the play bar or controls as it will not work, you need to click the empty space just above or below the controls but still within the rectangle media player).

Firefox: After pasting the mp3 link into the browser and hitting “enter”, right click inside the in-browser media player around the play bar and controls, and select “save audio as”. 

*REMEMBER where you save that file!

Some computers try to change the file type by re-naming the extension .mp3 to something else. Don’t let them. If necessary, rename before downloading back to trackname.mp3 or change them back afterwards so that is the name of the file and extension on your computer. If you don’t, audio programs won’t recognise the file type and say they cannot play them back!

Left clicking or double clicking the file will probably launch your computers built in music player like Groove Music (PC) or iTunes (Mac). This may play the track successfully (or it may not as it is being directly streamed from our server) but you can’t save the file like that. Which means you can’t listen to it anymore once you have shut down and have to download it all over again. Which is not a good thing … Which is why we suggest you right click and save the file to YOUR computer first before playing.

Downloading to a mobile device.

Android phone (using Chrome browser): Click the mp3 link in your confirmation email and open the link in Chrome. The mp3 will begin to play inside the browser’s built in media player. Click the 3 dots on the right side of the media player and select “download”. You can then decide where on your device you would like to save the mp3. Use your phones “my files” app to find and play your mp3 once it has been downloaded.

iPhone/iPad (using Safari browser): Click the mp3 link in your confirmation email to open it up in Safari. The mp3 will begin to play inside the browser’s built in media player. Click the “share” button at the bottom of the safari window (looks like a square with an arrow pointing up), scroll down and select “save to files”. You can then decide when on your device or in your iCloud account you would like to save the mp3. Use your phones “files” app to find and play your mp3 once it has been downloaded.

Dropbox/Onedrive/iCloud/GoogleDrive

Another great option is to use your computer to save the files to a cloud storage system like dropbox so you can access your mp3s from multiple devices.

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